10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."