10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek