10 Random Poker Quotes

There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."