10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Those eggs smell delicious!