10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Fold and live to fold again
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.