10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.