10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- im going to 2 out you to death
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "No river, no fish."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!