10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.