10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.