10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-