10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson