10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.