10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "No river, no fish."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim