10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Welcome to kicker school