10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."