10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth