10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.