10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom