10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.