10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."