10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for loners.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..