10 Random Poker Quotes

Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
Never educate a stupid poker player.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
You have to piss with the dick you have
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery