10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Fold and live to fold again
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-