10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is for loners.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.