10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.