10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.