10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.