10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.