10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio