10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."