10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"