10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Fold and live to fold again