10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986