10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is for loners.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth