10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.