10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.