10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders