10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.