10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.