10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson