10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.