10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword