10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers