10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.