10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.