10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet