10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.