10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is for loners.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.