10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters