10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is for fat, American losers.